I’m a selfie whore. Judge me.
Quite possibly the most beautiful human on the earth.
Pffft, you’re far too sweet. Thank you.
fun things to say when you’re having sex:
- HARMONIZE WITH ME MAGGOT
- my rubber fingers get in there deep
- hOLY MOTHER TERESA ON A MERCEDES BENZ
- why go to five or six stores when you can go to just one
- the kids are making a fUCKin mess
- selling is service and service is selling
- doN’T DO THAT
- who let spiderman in the house
- TINK TINK