I hope Netflix is prepared for Friday and the lesbians don’t break it trying to watch OITNB as fast as possible so they can blog about it
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again
“In 1921, early suffragettes often donned a bathing suit and ate pizza in large groups to annoy men…it was a custom at the time.”
TIME TO REVIVE A CUSTOM
DO NOT PICK UP BABY FAWNS AND TAKE THEM HOME AS IF YOU’RE DOING THEM A FAVOR. 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 THEIR MOTHER IS LESS THAN A MILE AWAY AND KNOWS EXACTLY WHERE SHE LEFT HER BABY WHILE SHE FORAGES. THANK YOU EVERYONE AND LEAVE WILDLIFE ALONE THIS SUMMER.Someone please signal boost this its so annoying when people take baby deer from their mothers.
If men aren’t allowed to have an opinion on abortion, then they shouldn’t have to contribute to federal funding of breast cancer research.
"if i cant control a woman’s body, then i want that body to die"
That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck
And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.
so. many. things.
when my friend told her drug dealer that she was transgender he immediately started using the correct pronouns for her and her parents dont so theres an issue there
I’m such a sap I teared up so hard while reading this. Pits don’t deserve the mistreatment they get, they’re such sweet babies.
My sweet babe wouldn’t ever hurt someone unless I was in real danger. Such a perfect breed.
Sources for the stories:
Lefty (apparently she lost one leg but is otherwise fine and well)
I have two of them and it pisses me off when people talk shit about this breed