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cyborglovesong:

Velma is having none of your vampire shit today.

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Child: Dear God will mommy get better?
God: THERE'S A LINK TO MY FAQ PAGE ON MY BLOG READ IT BEFORE YOU ASK ME THINGS PLS THX <3

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look at dat booty

show me da booty

gimme the booty

i want the booty

back up the booty

i need the booty

I like the booty

oh, what a booty

I crave the booty

lemme bite dat booty

lemme touch dat booty

my leg

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thomasscohen:

this is probably the best quote from anything ever

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guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag

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