fun things to say when you’re having sex:
- HARMONIZE WITH ME MAGGOT
- my rubber fingers get in there deep
- hOLY MOTHER TERESA ON A MERCEDES BENZ
- why go to five or six stores when you can go to just one
- the kids are making a fUCKin mess
- selling is service and service is selling
- doN’T DO THAT
- who let spiderman in the house
- TINK TINK
You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.
Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real.
I think I’m in love.
She’s so tiny.
But she could kill me.
I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.
I want to learn JUST that move