fuckinglesbian:

So accurate it hurts

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sextinginsidetheasylum:

baby

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geekerypokery:

fun things to say when you’re having sex:

  • HARMONIZE WITH ME MAGGOT
  • my rubber fingers get in there deep
  • hOLY MOTHER TERESA ON A MERCEDES BENZ
  • why go to five or six stores when you can go to just one
  • the kids are making a fUCKin mess
  • selling is service and service is selling
  • doN’T DO THAT
  • who let spiderman in the house
  • TINK TINK

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acid-laboratory:

glove-lovers:

Chips:
Fingers-Oracles
Thumbs-1-Mode eLite

Trippiest blog on Tumblr

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fuckyeaheda:

You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.

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dissociating-in-wonderland:

runa-adair:

sourcedumal:

faramon:

ilovemysassysuperman:

itskalynbitch:

notanotherginger:

Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real. 

I think I’m in love.

She’s so tiny.

But she could kill me.

Great.

^ That

I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.

whoa

I want to learn JUST that move

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